Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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