What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Women.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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