It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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I am on a escalator.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Penis

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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