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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

A black guy with his family.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Farts smell bad!

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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