I am a n1gger.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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