- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

The cow went moo

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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