Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

space is fun

this girl died

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

A snake walks into a bar

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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