how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

I like pom

Stephen Walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

I lost my tractor.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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