want a balloon? yeah

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Watch your lips.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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