- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Shit!

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

knock knock who's there police

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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