- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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