What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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rose are red violets should be purple

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Blind people can't read this.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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