Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Knock knock. Death.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

IU football

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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