What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

ugh good riddance

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

miley cyrus

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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