The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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