- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

wanna hear a joke? not really

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Oh, I must be hearing things.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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