I'm off to my tank guys!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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wood cant chuck wood

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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