- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Women's sports

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

I'm banging your sister.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Watch your lips.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

vagina, hehehehehehehe

A blind man walks into a bar

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

A. Hey.. B. Hi

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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