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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

God bless America, and no where else.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

gay marriage.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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