- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

Get in the Batmobile.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A women president

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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