- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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