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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Hey, look under there! Under what?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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