Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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