Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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A snake walks into a bar

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Reed is poopin

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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W.N.B.A.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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