What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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I Have a Black Friend

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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