A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Stop being a centipede

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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