what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

The cow went moo

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

why am i on this site? cause its funny

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