- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Your mother is a man.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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