What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Wade's the father

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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It's long!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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