why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

Hearpin my durp

Obama

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

womens rights

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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