- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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