- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Once upon a time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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