say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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