Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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