what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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1+1 =? Too

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That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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