- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

...NO.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Vagina ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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