A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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mc hammers income.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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