- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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