I have two hands. Some people dont.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

My butt!!!!!!!!

fart+fart=poop

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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