how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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