- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

My pet rock died.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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