Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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what is big and white? the moon

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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