Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Knock knock. Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

PENlS.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

asian drivers.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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