An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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asian, do math

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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involved parents.

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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