- Anti Joke

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

Murder me once, shame on you.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

penis

What's 4+7 47

fart+fart=poop