Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

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Why was Timmy sad?

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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