What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Hi my name is Jim

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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