After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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