You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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women have rights

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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