What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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what happens during a climax apples

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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