Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A jew go out of a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

yfygcugyuyc

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

24

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...