What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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knock knock

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Ouch.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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sarah taylor

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general tso's broccoli

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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