Vagina ass.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

women playing football?

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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