What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A new restaurant KKKcake

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

fart+fart=poop

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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