- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

Hippopatomous!

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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