Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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