Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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a man walks into horse bar

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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I can Nazi

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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