Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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