- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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