- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

A russian gives away vodka.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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