- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

You smell like shit

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

women outside of the kitchen

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