ROSS G IS OBESE

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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knock, knock. come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Ouch.

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Ted Haggard.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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