What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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your a towel.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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