What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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