- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Heartlight

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

twilight

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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