why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Anti Joke

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