- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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