- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

lyren is a big meanyhead

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

haha, you're an orphan

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.