- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

Waseem is not a funny guy!

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

The Holocaust

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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