what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Black People.

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Poop

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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man boobs

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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