- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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