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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

a ginger has a soul

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