How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Women's Rights.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Woman's rights

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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