- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fack me!

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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