- Anti Joke

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

asian, do math

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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