A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Toaster

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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