how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

A new restaurant KKKcake

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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