- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the fish say? Moo

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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