A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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