- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

fack me!

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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