- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Sorry boss

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

you will now laugh.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

guess what? chicken butt.

What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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