why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Republicans

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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