Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Wats a joke?

what is the awesomest of them all? me

The weels on the bus go...flat

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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