Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I enjoy anal.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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